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The Art of Derek Dohren

painting, writing, photography

referee

The Referee's a Wanker

The referee’s a wanker, that’s what they say

Blowing his whistle, stopping the play

Notebook and pen, are always to hand

Calling it wrong, abuse from the stand

Another bad decision, offside by a mile

Irate supporters, spitting venom and bile


The bastard in black, is stupid and blind

A more useless twat, is harder to find

Brandishing his cards, yellow and red

Calling it wrong, what a knob-head!

Without the ref, there would be no game

But still he's a wanker, just the same

Paint some memories of your stay here in Granada. Contact me for details.

Gallery

13 Albums Recently Added
landscapes
portraits
abstracts
  • abstracts
  • 29 Photos | Updated October 29, 2019
granada
  • granada
  • 16 Photos | Updated August 5, 2014
mandalas
  • mandalas
  • 7 Photos | Updated February 14, 2017
quantum physicists
still lifes
self portraits
miscellaneous
La Zubia
  • La Zubia
  • 21 Photos | Updated April 23, 2017
photography (sky)
Metal Inside
 
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